1. The league of Walter Harvey the Candy Bar King not enough for one SCOTUS gal.

  2. A Poorly Photoshopped Pun just in time for a Monday Night hip-swinging dance off football game.

    A Poorly Photoshopped Pun just in time for a Monday Night hip-swinging dance off football game.

  3. High Res
  4. Fox Sports 1 & my Poorly Photoshopped Pun series

    Hi all-

    I am taking me and Eitan Levine’s long-running (quickly-abandoned) series ‘Poorly Photoshopped Puns’ and tailoring them for sports-themed “jokes” for the fellas at the new Fox Sports 1.

    These groan-worthy pieces are a daily discipline and labor of love, good for a chuckle. If you like, please consider reblogging/retweeting/re-OwlPosting on my behalf so the Fox Sports people can take notice of my “talents”.

    Best,

    J.D.

  5. Excited to announce that I will be directing the aforementioned performances in both LA & NYC. Please consider attending, I earn a percentage of box office sales and I have a large family to buy gifts for during Christmas. Thanks.
-J.D.
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thejoemoses:
The Joe Moses Very Holiday Showses Returns!
For the 3rd straight year, The Joe Moses Showses goes Holiday…ses!
Our ever-popular holiday themed comedy showses returns to Los Angeles and New York City with all new sketches, music & special guests!
Laugh, love, and celebrate the holidays with JoMo and co.
All ages showses.
LOS ANGELES
Venue TBD
Saturday December 14th
Sunday December 15th
Tickets: www.thejoemoses.com/live
NEW YORK:
The Players Theatre
115 MacDougal St
New York, NY 10010
Saturday December 21st 8PM
Sunday December 22nd 3PM
Tickets: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/929101
HEY New York!
Our guest star @TessaNetting is teaching an improv class in NYC
Friday December 20th 6pm. $25
Email: tessaroxx@gmail.com to reserve
If you sign up for her improv class you get a code for $10 OFF of JMVHS tickets in NYC!
See you there Panda Bear!

    Excited to announce that I will be directing the aforementioned performances in both LA & NYC. Please consider attending, I earn a percentage of box office sales and I have a large family to buy gifts for during Christmas. Thanks.

    -J.D.

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    thejoemoses:

    The Joe Moses Very Holiday Showses Returns!

    For the 3rd straight year, The Joe Moses Showses goes Holiday…ses!

    Our ever-popular holiday themed comedy showses returns to Los Angeles and New York City with all new sketches, music & special guests!

    Laugh, love, and celebrate the holidays with JoMo and co.

    All ages showses.

    LOS ANGELES

    Venue TBD

    Saturday December 14th

    Sunday December 15th

    Tickets: www.thejoemoses.com/live

    NEW YORK:

    The Players Theatre

    115 MacDougal St

    New York, NY 10010

    Saturday December 21st 8PM

    Sunday December 22nd 3PM

    Tickets: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/929101

    HEY New York!

    Our guest star @TessaNetting is teaching an improv class in NYC

    Friday December 20th 6pm. $25

    Email: tessaroxx@gmail.com to reserve

    If you sign up for her improv class you get a code for $10 OFF of JMVHS tickets in NYC!

    See you there Panda Bear!

    (via prep4n6)

  6. Gramercy Boulevard Poster de Promo

    This is this Saturday @thepit!! Tearable entrance stubs available through Brown Paper Tickets.

  7. @jddurkin

    "Call Me Ishmael" would be a terrible Carly Rae Jepsen follow-up.

  8. @jddurkin

    Disappointed that I wasted all my singles at that Gaza Strip Club.

  9. MLB Fan Cave Voting 2013 - Eitan Levine!!

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    Hi tumblrites.

    So my good buddy Eitan “The Man” Levine is a finalist to enter the MLB Fan Cave for the 2013 baseball season. Since every girl & Brooklyn hipster I know have been asking me what the Fan Cave is, basically it’s a chance for a select few avid baseball fans to live in NYC and watch EVERY baseball game this season: all 2430 games. In the mix will be big time athletes and top celebrities, all creating awesome original content for MLB. 

    Eitan & I have collaborated a whole bunch in recent months, on projects such as Sports Live at the PIT and The GAG Line Show at ComedyBarNYC. He is a very funny man who does the comedy ha-has real good, so please VOTE FOR HIM HERE FOR THE MLB FAN CAVE.

    Tell ‘em J.D. sent you, and they’ll ask you who J.D. is.

    -j