I am taking me and Eitan Levine’s long-running (quickly-abandoned) series ‘Poorly Photoshopped Puns’ and tailoring them for sports-themed “jokes” for the fellas at the new Fox Sports 1.
These groan-worthy pieces are a daily discipline and labor of love, good for a chuckle. If you like, please consider reblogging/retweeting/re-OwlPosting on my behalf so the Fox Sports people can take notice of my “talents”.
"Call Me Ishmael" would be a terrible Carly Rae Jepsen follow-up.
Disappointed that I wasted all my singles at that Gaza Strip Club.
So my good buddy Eitan “The Man” Levine is a finalist to enter the MLB Fan Cave for the 2013 baseball season. Since every girl & Brooklyn hipster I know have been asking me what the Fan Cave is, basically it’s a chance for a select few avid baseball fans to live in NYC and watch EVERY baseball game this season: all 2430 games. In the mix will be big time athletes and top celebrities, all creating awesome original content for MLB.
Eitan & I have collaborated a whole bunch in recent months, on projects such as Sports Live at the PIT and The GAG Line Show at ComedyBarNYC. He is a very funny man who does the comedy ha-has real good, so please VOTE FOR HIM HERE FOR THE MLB FAN CAVE.
Tell ‘em J.D. sent you, and they’ll ask you who J.D. is.